SUGAR
HONEY
ICE
TEA
#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS!
*sPITS DRINK*
this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com
HE SPELLED IT WRONGHE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
but you’re made of ice
well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too
I… don’t know a good response to that.
HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks
…I had plans today but now.
THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.
well crap
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect


